Tonteria is the mad Mexican tapas lounge and tequila nightspot on Sloane Square. During early evening Tonteria specialises in offering mouthwatering bite-sized Mexican tapas alongside delicious tequila cocktails. We love sharing at Tonteria and we have some famous sharing cocktails inspired by Mexico’s heritage and culture, this includes: “The Mayan Pyramid”, “The Lucky Luchador” and ”The Tequila Slammer”. All are great for enjoying with your friends. Dare to try them.
As the evening approaches, the DJ swiftly gets the music pumping, whilst the lights dim and Tonteria turns into a fun and festive nightspot. The emphasis is on theatrical entertainment. Look out for the Tonteria performers and the toy train that delivers drinks to your table. We look forward to welcoming you at Tonteria very soon. All-aboard the Tonteria Express!
At 8pm we are open for our tapas menu- an eclectic mixture of tapas inspired by our tradition of everything Mexican. Come and share your platters with friends and family whilst also enjoying our famous cocktails including our popular frozen margarita’s (If you’re lucky we might even send it by train). Check out our menu and get booking. See you soon.
From 11pm Tonteria opens its doors to our crazy family and we celebrate in style. From the guests to the entertainers, Tonteria will sure be a place to celebrate life. Be warned, boarding the Tonteria express will leave you in shock, amazement and full of memories. The only way to truly experience the nightspot is to book a reservation, so see you soon.
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At Tonteria you can celebrate your birthday with our famous birthday shows! We don’t want to tell you too much but we can assure you, it will be the most memorable birthday of your life. Come and celebrate with the Tonteria family and rest assured it will be a first class evening full of wild antics, entertainment and celebrations. If you haven’t already seen from our social media, then be prepared to board the Tonteria express!
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Tonteria is a perfect host to any brands and events in and around London. From brand launches, Christmas parties and corporate events; Tonteria will sure be able to give a little twist to expectations. Email us at email@example.com to get the on track and get the train moving with your private event.
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